Rory McIlroy Steals A Disruptive, Dumbass Fan's Soul By Chucking His Remote-Controlled Golf Ball Into The Pond

As a throwing mechanics connoisseur, I can't emphasize enough how much I appreciate Rory McIlroy's form here. This could've been a disaster. Some probably-sloshed moron decided to waltz his way inside the ropes at the BMW Championship, dick around with a fake golf ball in the middle of a FedEx Cup playoff tournament with millions of dollars at stake, and had all the power in the world to make McIlroy chase this thing around the green with no end to the fiasco in sight. Under all that pressure, Rory kept his cool and quickly corralled the imposter ball. In one fluid motion, he torqued his body and launched that motherfucker right into the drink. Fuck yeah.

This serves as Reason No. ~56,752 to love Rory McIlroy. I know one of these days he'll win that damn green jacket at the Masters to complete the elusive career Grand Slam. In the meantime he'll be winning events here and there, obliterating the shit out of LIV Golf in press conferences and more generally continue being one of the coolest athletes on the planet.

Shout out to the rest of the gallery for giving Rors the roar he deserved in this situation. I'm all for making golf more fun and spicing up the game a bit so it doesn't come across as so snobby and elitist. Shit like this is just annoying. To that dickweed of a fan...my guy — and by my guy, I mean, "you stupid fuck" — go do this carnival stunt at the LIV event next month. Stay off the big boys' turf where the real golf actually happens thank you and goodbye.

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