Does This Look Like The Face Of A Pennsylvania Man Busted For Trying To Buy Human Remains?

Breaking911 - A Pennsylvania man has been arrested after he attempted to buy human remains that were destined to be donated the University of Arkansas for Medical Sciences, reports say.

“On June 14th, 2022, the East Pennsboro Township Police received a call for suspicious activity located in the 200 block of N. Enola Rd, Enola,” East Pennsboro TWP PD wrote in a news release. “An investigation was conducted and determined that a Jeremy Pauley of Enola was purchasing human body parts from a female in Arkansas. The human remains were located in Enola, Arkansas and Scranton.”

“Those human remains were being sold on Facebook for monetary gain. Pauley was arrested and released on $50,000 dollars unsecured bail. A preliminary hearing was scheduled before MDJ Sanderson. The cooperative investigation was conducted by the East Pennsboro Township Police, FBI Harrisburg, FBI Scranton, FBI Arkansas, Arkansas State Police, Cumberland County Coroners office, Cumberland County Forensics Division, Bloomsburg Police Department, United States Postal Service and the Pennsylvania State Police.”

They say "never judge a book by its cover". To which I say go fuck yourself.

To answer my own question, yes, yes Jeremy Pauley definitely looks like a man busted for trying to buy human remains. Sorry but not sorry here. 

I get the whole different strokes for different folks thing totally. Like Jeremy, I myself enjoy collecting things. Wine, personalized sports memorabilia, and I still have all my baseball cards from when I was kid  ̶r̶o̶t̶t̶i̶n̶g̶ sitting in my mom's cellar. 

Jeremy here is more into the Ripley's Believe It Or Not shit apparently. Which again, totally fine. Just play by the fucking rules man. 

Everybody knows when it comes to the deceased, bodies are sacred and you're a sick fuck if you try to do anything to them for your own weird fetishes. 

You can only deal in the buying and selling of souls. It's dead people commerce 101. 

Take for example back when our boy Big Cat tried to dip his toe into the soul exchange market back in 2015. 

He learned very quickly that it's not one for rookies to fuck around in. Remember all those kids who lost their family fortunes via the options market using Robinhood during the pandemic? Just like that. Except we're talking the afterlife aka eternity. 

Try to strong-arm negotiate or fuck around and poof, it's gone. A lesson Dan learned the hard way. 

(Just think about where he'd be today if he owned a pissed-off ghost he could sic on people)

p.s. - The Associated Press reported: Pauley, who described himself as a collector of what he called “oddities,” including human body parts, said the remains were acquired legally when first contacted by police, according to a police affidavit. Police initially found what they described as older human remains including full skeletons that they determined were legally obtained.

Pauley told investigators that he intended to resell the body parts, according to the affidavit. Investigators allege that Pauley arranged to pay the Arkansas woman $4,000 for the body parts through Facebook Messenger.

Thanks again Zuckerberg.