Rachel Bilson Tells Everyone That She Misses Her Ex Bill Hader's Big Dick, Getting Your Ex Back 101

Pete Davidson — apparently — isn’t the only “SNL” alum with BDE.

During a recently podcast, Rachel Bilson quipped that her ex, Bill Hader, is well-endowed.

On Monday’s episode of her “Broad Ideas” podcast, Bilson’s guest, Tommy Dorfman, asked her what she missed “the most” about her relationship with the “Barry” star.

The 40-year-old actress jokingly replied, “His big d–k” before the pair burst into laughter and she added, “We can keep that. … And cut, let’s move on.”

The former couple sparked relationship rumors in late 2019 and made their red carpet debut at the Golden Globes in January 2020.

However, they called it quits later that year, with Bilson admitting their split “hurt like a motherf–ker.”

We've all been there, amiright ladies? We get dumped, its brutal, we don't accept it anymore, and so we think...what will get this man back? The answer, is always, "go on a podcast and talk about how big his dick is." Do you think there's absolutely ANY chance that Rachel Bilson didn't get a text from Bill Hader today? "Lol, heard you on the podcast. Thanks for the shoutout". Anyone going on record complimenting a guy's penis, is about to hear from that guy. Why not use it to her advantage? Sure, Bill Hader (And Pete Davidson) probably has a fine dick, but when we hear about it on a podcast? We're imagining the greatest dick in the world. A girl has gone out of her way to alert us all to this good dick? We need to know more. What guy isn't going to reach out to the girl who gave him a "greatest dick in the world" tag? 

BTW, this is so Summer Roberts. She would 100% do this to get Zach back or something to make Seth mad. But Seth's dick is def bigger. 

I also love how when we hear a guy's dick is big, it's headline news. I'm actually streaming tears out of my eyes as we speak, I'm laughing so hard. I even got a text tonight about this very blog, "Dick blogs (ROCKET EMOJI)." Seems like everybody loves dick.