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Tough Look: Dbacks Security Gets Juked Out Of Their Shoes, Eats Shit While Blowing A Tackle During The Rare Double Field Invasion

Tough look for security here. You can't be getting juked out of your shoes and then eat shit on a missed tackle. This is what you live for. You wake up every day hoping someone DARES to come onto the field. You practice the moment. You lay in bed at night thinking of the moment. You stand in the shower playing it out in your mind. You wait years for this.

Then it happens and you end up like this? 

Gotta hang it up right then and there. We're seeing this during the rare double invasion too! How can't you catch one of them? Clearly they aren't the same speed. You have some ability to corner one of them. Even more embarrassing is the fact these two guys feel bad for security. They had to stop and let them catch them. 

Back to the drawing board, security. Back to the drawing board.