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Of Course a Pittsburgh Pirates Player's Phone Fell Out Of His Pocket While Running The Bases

How? How does that possibly happen in a professional sports game? Of course it's the Pirates. It had to be. There's no way that's an accident either right? iPhones are fucking enormous these days, it's nearly impossible to not feel it on you at all times. That's just a guy who was already sent down to the minors this year for not running out a fly ball not understanding you have to put away your phone during the game. First game back and this happens? Incredible. 

People might suspect some funny business afoot here with a potential sign stealing thing going on from the dugout. If it was any team except the Pirates I'd entertain the idea, but let's be real here the Pirates aren't cheating. Nope, their players just have their phones on them while they play. Fucking Rodolfo Castro. 

P.S. If the Pirates got caught in a phone text vibrating cheating scandal it would be unreal