BREAKING: The Giants Just Won The Super Bowl After Brian Daboll Played Edwin Diaz's Music During Practice And Evan Neal Changed His Jersey Number
Well it's time to wrap up training camp because I've seen all I've needed to see. The Giants are going going, back back, to Glendale Glendale this February and we all remember what happened the last time they went there during that month.
Drew Hallowell. Getty Images.The song "Narco" powering the Giants to the Super Bowl may seem like a little bit of a stretch for close-minded fans that don't respect advanced analytics. But trust me, I've seen the power of this song considering these were Edwin Diaz's numbers his last year in Seattle with the song.
These were Diaz's numbers his first year in New York when he didn't use the song.
And these are Diaz's numbers this year now that the song has gone mainstream thanks to that ELECTRIC entrance video from SNY.
BUY A DAMN SHIRT METS/GIANTS GYPSY FANS!
Jamming that song into the Giants' ears daily is like injecting them with Compound V and should lead to every player being a 99 Overall by the end of camp (Yeah that was a reference to The Boys which I just watched. Best show currently on TV).
The Giants didn't stop at turning their superhuman athletes into superheroes using music. They also ensured that Evan Neal is going to be an absolute stud from Day 1.
There were reports that Evan Neal was struggling a bit early in camp as most rookies might. But those struggles are a thing of the past now that he has changed numbers. Neal's old number (70) is the number of a Swing Tackle that no fan is truly confident with when he is in the game. Neal's new number (73) is that of a Right Tackle that is going to quietly anchor his side of the line for 12+ years with multiple Pro Bowls while a stud on the left side (Andrew Thomas, wearing 78 like a stud left tackle should) holds down the blind side. It's also the number Neal wore when throwing around SEC pass rushers like rag dolls.
So yeah, the Giants are winning the Super Bowl because as a wise woman once said, Numbers Never Lie.
This will forever be the most unbelievable rap battle in history that I still cannot believe happened all these years later.