I've Done The Impossible - I Found A Positive For Man U Despite The Fan Protests, Fighting, Ronaldo Drama And, You Know, Losing
There's no other way to put this. Things aren't good for Manchester United right now. Sure, they may have gotten Erik ten Hag from Ajax. But it took precisely one single match for him and the team to get booed to the high heavens.
And if that wasn't good enough (hey, at least they scored a goal and lost 2-1), we had fans fighting in the stands
Or maybe we should focus on fans protesting (again).
So I know what y'all are thinking. What is this positive I could bet talking about? Well, it's transfer Lisandro Martinez - kind of. Clearly not his level of play on Sunday. Oh no. The positive is clearly his significant other. At least Man U can make some news for having an attractive significant other:
Take the win because you won't get a whole lot there Man U!