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Say A Few Prayers At Night For Whichever Centers Have To Go Up Against Jordan Davis This Season

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There's nothing in this world that I hate more than having to deliver bad news. It sucks because you know that what you're about to say is going to deliver a massive blow to someone, both physically and emotionally. But as a world-renowned reporter, this is just what comes with the job. 

The bad news for the rest of the NFL is that Jordan Davis is here, and he is absolutely terrifying. 

Imagine being someone who works their ass off their entire life to achieve their dream of making it to the NFL? If you make it to the NFL as an offensive lineman, you're a mutant compared to the rest of the population. Chances are you weigh over 3 bills, you're over 6' tall, you're just a monster of a human being. And for most of your life you probably went around bullying anybody who ever had the audacity to line up against you. 

Then you show up to training camp and all of a sudden you see this guy across from you. 

Yeah good luck trying to slow that bull down. The man is a menace. Centers, guards, tackles, it doesn't matter. If you're in Jordan Davis' way, you won't be for much longer. 

And I'll tell you what. I'm happy for Jordan Davis. It'll be his first year in the NFL and he'll have a chance to get up close and personal 1-on-1 time with a lot of great quarterbacks. I have to imagine he'll develop quite the relationship with Dak Prescott this year. 

Go Birds. 

@JordieBarstool