Lighten the Fuck Up! She was Young, Blonde, Down on Her Luck, and Desperate for Cash...

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A young blonde, out of money and down on her luck, needed some quick cash. Desperate, she decided to kidnap a child and hold it for ransom… 

She went to the local playground, randomly grabbed a kid, took him behind a nearby building, and in a stern voice she told him, "You've been kidnapped, young man!" 

Once the kid understood what was happening and was sitting quietly, she wrote a ransom note that said, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning at 7 o'clock, put $10,000 in a brown paper bag and leave it under the pine tree next to the slides, on the south side of the playground." She signed it "Blondie"…

She pinned the note to the kid's striped tee-shirt and then sent him home to show his parents… 

The next morning, the blonde went to the playground, looked under the pine tree, and there it was, the brown paper bag. She looked in the bag, and the $10,000 she demanded was there, along with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  

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