It's A Lock That Donovan Mitchell Will Be A Knick After Greg The Egg Delivered This Perfect Video Recruiting Him To NYC

Greg the fucking Egg! This is what you're supposed to do when you start to get some star power. You bring other stars with you. How can Donovan Mitchell say no to the Knicks? How can Utah and 'Trader' Danny Ainge say no to the Knicks?

*Insert picture of Danny Ainge wearing glasses here*

It's the perfect Greg the Egg video. I know, I know. Nicholas Braun isn't really Greg the Egg, but he also is. Trust me that sentence makes sense. How does Donovan Mitchell not force his way to the Knicks now? It'd be cool, Donovan! It'd be cool if you came to New York!*

*As long as it doesn't mean we're giving up 8 1st round picks or RJ Barrett.

I'd argue that this video was the biggest win in New York last night. I mean, sure, I'm happy the Yankees lost. I'm always happy when the Yankees lose. I have a soft spot for the Mets even because of my old man. Die hard Mets fan who told me when I was 3 to pick any team but the Mets so I'd be happy in the summer. Smart decision by me to pick the Orioles. Love being happy in the summer watching baseball for 35 years. Great success! 

Mitchell is basically begging to be a Knick. Yeah, sure, his dad and the relationship with the Mets. But he's parading around in blue and orange. He can't stop being shown in NYC. Let's just make it happen, Danny. Be a pal and just send him our way.

Now sit back and enjoy one of the greatest pizza reviews because it's Greg the Egg.