BARSTOOL FINANCE- Elon, Tyler, and I Will Watch The World Burn

Quick reminder...  Tyler Morin from The Water Coolest and I pooled together $5,001 which we are investing as The Family Office...

This week we discuss GDP, how Elon Musk now only takes time off from fucking every female that moves to fucking Bitcoin investors, how Canada Dry is the darling of $KDP's portfolio, and how to make money off of Nancy Pelosi's fine-ass…

An audio version of this video exists for people who find Tyler physically repulsive and can be heard on Apple Podcasts…

Or Spotify…

AND past episodes can be seen on our YouTube channel…

And if that Pelosi bomb wasn't enough, here are a pair of FREE GIFts…

(This triple-strap thong broke my brain… I don't like it.)

(Much better.)

 Take a report.

-Large