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Whoever Stole $22,000 Worth Of 1's From This Rhode Island Strip Club Is A Legitimate Supper Villain

Here's one thing about me, despite what a lot of folks around the office happen to say from time to time, is that I'm not a strip club guy. Everyone just assumes I'm a strip club guy when I'm really not though have I been known to go one or two every now and then? Of course. Have I had great times at say Bare Exposure in Atlantic City or Club Downtown in Montreal? You can bet your bottom dollar I have, but do I consider myself a full blown strip club guy? Absolutely not. I don't go to my local haunts on weeknights. I don't enjoy lap dances all too much. Just not for me.

ALTHOUGH as the presumed resident strip club guy I feel like I needed to comment on this disgusting, heinous, repulsive act that was committed at the Cadillac Lounge in Providence, Rhode Island. No one should be robbing anything, obviously, but why a strip club? WHY! Those singles are the backbone of any strip club for christ's sake! Without those singles big bills can't be exchanged for customers to tip and so on and so forth the girls then can't get tipped properly while up there doing their thing. Just truly a hideous act.

My fingers are crossed the forces at hand catch this super villain and he's brought to justice. In the mean time let's hope everyone at the Cadillac Lounge gets back on their fight properly. Sad story all-around.