Alex Morgan Wins The W Championship For The USA, Celebrates By Drinking A Shit Ton Of Margaritas Out Of The Trophy

Yep, this needs to be a tradition for every trophy. In fact we should turn every trophy into one that can hold alcohol. No one wants a dummy trophy that you just hold up. I want to drink out of it. I also appreciate Alex Morgan's move of margaritas. Don't get me wrong, I love beer and will drink it with the best of them, but in the summer a nice cold margarita hits the spot. It also looks like Baja Blast and if there's a Baja Blast margarita I need a gallon of that ASAP. 

Anywho, Alex Morgan did Alex Morgan things. She won the CONCACAF W Championship for the USA. She sent us to the Olympics. She partied her ass off. 

Shouldn't be all that surprised considering this ridiculous stat is out there: 

It's been 12 years! Sure, we should kick everyone's ass but not to give up a goal is absurd. And then there's my favorite stat: 

Domination. Soccer country. 

Can't wait to see Christian Pulisic get mad at not being able to find out how many beers go in a World Cup trophy because you can't drink out of it. All I know is Alex Morgan does a couple things. She scores goals for the USA and she parties. That's why we're the best country in the world.