Congrats On The Sex, Elon

Elon Musk is basically the Antonio Cromartie of the tech scene. News broke yesterday that Elon fathered twins with Neuralink (a company majority owned by Elon) exec Shivon Zilis *checks employee handbook for policy on dipping pen in the company ink*. The twins were born last year, right around the same time he welcomed his second child with then-girlfriend Grimes. For those of you keeping score at home, the twins bring Elon's number of “known children” to 9. You know things are getting out of hand when the media starts saying “known children.”

But at least Elon puts his money where his mouth is, unlike most CEOs. You see, the world's richest man isn't just worried about populating Mars. In the past he's also pointed out that if the human race doesn't step up its procreation game, it could be in big trouble.

Obviously he took to Twitter to address the situation...

He's yet to address the haters, though. And there are plenty. Like Dr. Michael Burry, aka Christian Bale from the 'Big Short'. MB had this to say...

Someone's jealous.

Investors didn't seem to give a damn about Elon clapping the cheeks of every consenting adult female he's LinkedIn connected with. Shares of Tesla jumped nearly 6% on the day.

Twitter is going to be a fun company to work at.

Snap Necks and Cash Checks,

Tyler

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