BREAKING: The Clitoris Is Real And It Has Been Found!!!

Just an absolutely incredible video shot by my pal Wes and the absolutely perfect blog material for a Friday before 4th of July weekend that should help some guys get some fireworks going in the bedroom. Know what I mean?

I cannot fathom how many times the National Park Service in our NATION'S CAPITAL has been asked for a comment on something and told someone their spokesman Mike Litterest would give them a response followed by that person think they were being pranked like Moe's Tavern.

But Mike Litterest is real and he is spectacular and probably heard every joke in the book like this one from our pal Kate.

I imagine Mike makes those faces every time he hears someone say his name. Sorry Mike, but you are the new face of the clit, replacing this absolute legend.