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Bill Clinton Claims He Sent Agents Into Area 51 To Check For Aliens But Found Nothing. Yah Ok.

Yahoo News - Former President Bill Clinton this week revealed he sent his national security adviser to inspect Area 51 in Nevada for aliens when he served as president.

During an appearance on "The Late Late Show with James Corden" that aired on Thursday, Clinton said he and his former chief of staff, John Podesta — who he said "loved science fiction" — "made every attempt to find out everything about Roswell."

"We also sent people to Area 51 to make sure there were no aliens," he said, to which Corden questioned who went to the once-top secret military base.

Well then. I guess that settles that.

Bill Clinton’s word is bond. You can take it to the bank. If he says there’s no aliens at Area 51 because he sent special agents there to check and end the conspiracy theory once and for all, and there were none, then that’s that.

When has he ever lied?

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Just kidding.

This is exactly what somebody who knows for a fact there was aliens in Area 51 would say to keep perpetuating the lie to the rest of us peasants.

And ballsy to bring up his buddy Johnny Podesta’s name.

Remember that guy?

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Super creepy guy who ran Hillary’s campaign and along with Anthony Weiner pretty much submarined it with leaked emails.

But the thing rarely anybody talked about from those emails was Podesta pretty consistently bringing up aliens, point blank, amidst other business dealings and agenda items.

In a June 25, 2014 email disclosed by WikiLeaks, the late NASA astronaut Edgar Mitchell requested “a conversation with you and President Obama regarding the next steps in extraterrestrial disclosure for the benefit of our country and our planet.”

At the time Podesta was a counselor to Obama. And he responded, via his rep, on July 18 of that year.

“John would like take this meeting alone first before involving the President, so let me ask him if he can do this in August,” she wrote. “He’ll be in town Aug 11-22. Is Dr. Mitchell planning to be in town then?”

Oh you know, that big elephant in the room we’ve been denying for 50 years? Just wondering how we should go about letting the planet know there actually is life out there.

This reads like me emailing Dan asking if I can actually get a desk when he moves back to Chicago and upgrade the office. 

So casual.

But that’s hardly it.

Then there was an April 30, 2015 request from Mitchell for an “ASAP” Skype talk with Podesta to discuss “the difference between celestials in our own solar system and their restraint by those from the nonviolent contiguous universe.”

“It is also imperative that after your talk with Edgar, he then speak directly with President Obama via Skype for historical purposes, about the same issue, while the President is still in office,” the email states.

But even that is nothing compared to this email, from NASA astronaut, Edgar Mitchell the 6th man to walk on the moon, sent to Podesta. 

Subject: email for John Podesta c/o Eryn re Space Treaty (attached)

Dear John, 

Because the War in Space race is heating up, I felt you should be aware of several factors as you and I schedule our Skype talk.

Remember, our nonviolent ETI from the contiguous universe are helping us bring zero point energy to Earth. They will not tolerate any forms of military violence on Earth or in space.

The following information in italics was shared with me by my colleague Carol Rosin, who worked closely for several years with Wernher von Braun before his death.

Carol and I have worked on the Treaty on the Prevention of the Placement of Weapons in Outer Space, attached for your convenience.

Best regards,
Edgar

Edgar D. Mitchell, ScD
Chief Science Officer & Founder, Quantrek
Apollo 14 astronaut
6th man to walk on the Moon

What the fuck is zero point energy?!

Zero point energy is a concept in quantum physics that refers to the amount of energy a given quantum system has at its lowest quantum state or ground state. The fact that systems at this “zero point” actually still possess some energy has lead to myriad science fiction or pseudoscientific claims of being able to tap into that energy to achieve things currently known to be physically impossible.

Zero point energy will allegedly be the most powerful, cleanest, cheapest, safest, most ubiquitous form of energy for the planet. ZPE will power cars, trains, planes, sea-going vessels, space ships, as well as our homes and buildings.

Sounds pretty much like a game changer that will flip life on this planet on its head.

The aliens have it and know how to harness it and want to show us how to, but they first “want us to sign a space treaty promising we won’t put weapons of any sort into space.”

And Podesta and the Clintons know about it and you can’t tell me otherwise.

We see right through you Bill.

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