WWE boss Vince McMahon allegedly paid hush money to cover up an affair, might be in deep shit

Alright I'm back. Took a few weeks off because my dad died but like I predicted, Vince McMahon's penis has brought me back to work.

According to a report published by the Wall Street Journal, the WWE Board of Directors in investigating a $3 million payment from Vince to cover up an alleged affair. This is unfortunately real life, even though it would make one hell of a storyline.

Holy shit. Luckily I don't know any WWE Board members I could ask about this, but if I did, I'd be all over it. 

This could end up going in a million different directions, as Vince is pretty much the most important person in the history of wrestling. It's already looking pretty crazy, but the WWE has yet to make a public statement. The twists and turns are already unfolding, with several pieces of detail emerging in the WSJ story.

Barstool should have a podcast where I could talk about this. That's a joke. It's ok. It's just a fucking joke. 

There's been a ton of weird shit happening lately. Stephanie McMahon, Vince's daughter once thought to be the heir apparent, was quietly moved away from the company in recent weeks. And now this.

Truth be told, I love Vince McMahon. I love everything about him. I love the way he walks, I love the way he reacts in overblown fashion to everything, I love him just being an outlandish cartoon of a human being. I'd be more shocked to find out he hadn't paid hush money to cover up some illicit shit.

Professional wrestling is the craziest world there is. Stuff like this is usually used to advance a story or entertain some fat POS in Paducah. But this is real real.

Anyway, the tales of Mr. McMahon's dick are sure to be winding and insane over the next few days. Buckle up.