Ain't No Fight Like A Chuck E. Cheese Fight Cause A Chuck E. Cheese Fight Don't Stop!

Like, literally doesn’t stop. People who stoop so low they have to fight next to the slide and 10-year-old Deal Or No Deal machine at Chuck E. Cheese are awful enough to start a brawl anywhere in the world. Playgrounds, churches, nursery schools. Any place where “Respect” needs to be upheld and some people are worthless enough to throw down. Granted, nobody is happy to spend $40 to get 1,000 arcade tickets to trade it in for a worthless prize at CEC. Those ugly stuffed animals aren’t worth their weight in the malnourished Malaysian kid forced to stitch the damn things together. But it’s still not a good example to start a Royal Rumble inside a children’s establishment. If anything give that nice family who is trying to enjoy their day their money’s worth and suplex a bitch into the ball pit.

The only time a fight is allowed to start in a Chuck E. Cheese is when this terror’s parents show themselves. Those people need the royal piss beaten out of them in the name of humanity.