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WATCH: Guys Desperately Tries To Save His Finger After Lion Clamps Down On It At The Zoo ​

That may be the most earnest "ah fuck" I've ever heard in my life. I mean what else do you say in that situation? "Shit" doesn't hold the same gravity and a simple scream doesn't let people know you've been bit. Fuck is the only option. Regardless, I can't think of anyone who deserved to get attacked more than that guy. He had to have known it was gonna happen too. Look at how angry this beast was....

Teeth showing, multiple failed mutilation attempts while growling. And what do the guy's friends do when shit hits the fan? Film it on their phones, obviously…

Which I'm thankful for because it gave me this blog, but you'd think they'd want to, I don't know…help? Poke it with a stick? Scream? Do literally anything at all to make sure their friend doesn't lose a finger? I'm pretty sure it got skinned to the bone too. You can see what looks like a white string in the lions mouth once the guy finally breaks free…

Disgusting. Oh well. Let this be a lesson to everyone reading not to play with lions at the zoo. Or anywhere for that matter. The outcome is almost always the same. Now here's a couple more idiots who managed to escape death when they definitely shouldn't have. Enjoy…