Off-Duty Florida Cop Went Fishing And Caught $12,000,000 Worth Of Cocaine And Then Turned It In Like a Fucking Idiot

Review Journal - A Charlotte County, Fla., deputy who may have found the catch of his life while fishing: 50 pounds of cocaine worth millions in the Gulf of Mexico. The deputy was off-duty and fishing just 25 miles off Englewood Beach when he made the find. The sheriff says the 25 bricks of cocaine could be worth up to $12 million once they are cut. The owner of King Fisher Fleet in Punta Gorda, Ralph Allen, says he was boating just minutes away from the scene. “It could have just as easily been me. Or one our boats,” Allen said. It’s led him and others to ask: Where did this huge bail come from and where was it going? Allen says with water, it’s hard to tell. “Anything that floats can get carried forever. You’ve all heard about message in a bottle. Makes it clear across the ocean and shows up years later. Same thing applies to anything that floats,” Allen said.

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STOP GIVING IT BACK. STOP. FUCKING STOP.

Enough is enough with this shit. It’s every fucking week now that 12 million dollars of cocaine falls from the heavens and some turd hands it over to the police.

You’re being given a life. No more work. No more 9-5. No more struggling to pay bills. And this guy is a cop, he knows EXACTLY where to take the coke. Like if I found 12 million dollars of cocaine, I wouldn’t be sure who to sell it to. I’d have to ask around and then things would get messy and I’d probably end up being dissolved in a bathtub of acid at Jesse’s house. But if you’re a cop and an angel gifts you 25 bricks of cocaine, you know how to move the product. And then next thing you know you’re living on the beach in Maui sippin frozen margs the rest of your life. Or you are a jabroni and turn it in and stay in the rat race even though you went fishing and already got the cheese. There’s no more cheese after that. You gave it to the police. Fucking idiot.