The Three Way Relationship Between Amber Heard, Cara Delevingne and Elon Musk Is Now A Part Of Johnny Depp And Amber's Trial

Quite the ménage a trois. Apparently, Cara Delevingne’s “threesome” with Amber Heard and Elon Musk is now a topic of discussion in actor Johnny Depp’s ongoing defamation suit against his ex-wife, Heard. A new deposition from a friend and neighbor of the former couple alleges that Heard, Delevingne, and Musk were involved in a “three-way affair” months before Heard filed a restraining order against the Pirates of the Caribbean star in May 2016. Things just got a lot more complicated.

Man, these two really just dragging each other through as much mud as they can, huh? I always thought this "throuple" was common knowledge, considering it involves 2 super famous people and Amber Heard, but apparently its new news to a lot of people. Yes, Amber Heard was in some kind of sexual three way relationship with Elon Musk and famous model, Cara Delevingne. I actually did NOT know, that it was happening in the wake of her eventual divorce from Johnny Depp. I thought they were long broken up by the time this happened. This website today is COVERED with Johnny, Amber, even Cara news (she's been acting like a freak all week) but I think this is the best story to come out of this whole thing. I love thinking about ELON MUSK, the weirdest billionaire we have, getting two of the hottest girls to just...start fucking as a group regularly? Mind you, this man currently has 7 kids. I don't know how many he had at the time, but clearly if you have enough money, you also have all the time in the world. 

I'm not going to say I would want to be in that relationship, but I'd gladly take Amber's place. I have zero problem with the idea of getting down with Cara and Elon, and I feel confident after this trial that I am a better time than Amber Heard. Maybe Johnny comes too? I used to have a poster of Johnny Depp as Jack Sparrow on my ceiling as a kid, so, again, down all around.