Chrissy Teigen - Worst Weatherwoman Ever

“Learned another job I can’t do #ABC13 #Houston thanks for having me”

Well listen that green screen business is harder than it looks. Its all mirror image. Its like playing Skate or Die on Nintendo on Goofy Foot. Left goes right, right goes left. Thats hard. The days of the week are also hard. When your chart starts on a Thursday and the weekend is right in the middle there, that can be confusing. Knowing what day it is is for poor people. You’re rich. The days of the week dont matter when you wake up a millionaire every day. It really doesnt make a difference if its Monday or Saturday. Worrying about the weather is poor people shit too. She probably lives in Southern California where its almost the same every day. And if there is a 100 degree heat wave just sit in your pool all day, because like I said, you’re rich.

So Chrissy dont blame yourself. The deck was stacked against you from the jump. Green Screens + Poor People Concerns = Hard for Rich Girl. Back to taking pretty pictures for magazines, watching people do karaoke with LL Cool J, and being married to a singer. Life is good for Chrissy Teigen.