Rusty Kuntz Has The Greatest Athlete Name Ever (The Bracket: Episode 27)

On today's episode of the bracket, we debated the BEST ATHLETE NAMES. Here is our full bracket. 

Even though there are so many great names on this list, it's hard for anything to compare to Rusty Kuntz. Personally, I think the actual guy stinks and for one big reason: He pronounces his last name "coon-tz". Fuck that. If my last name was Kuntz, I would make sure every announcer, analyst, coach, player etc had to say kuntz as often as possible. Lean into it my man! Plus, think about it this way. In Australia, that name is basically John Smith. Go with the tide, Rusty!