Sometimes The Posts Are A Goalie's Best Friend. Other Times They Try To Kill You
Now this right here, kids, is what a long term relationship looks like. David Rittich and the post have been together for years. And when you are with someone or something for that long, you love the hell out of them, you do everything together, and you can't picture life without them. But just because you love them doesn't mean that every once in a while they can't do some shit that drives you insane.
You're with someone for that long and it's the little things you start to notice. Maybe they chew too loud, maybe they never close the refrigerator door all the way, maybe they forget to replace the bag in the trashcan when they take it out. All things that at the end of the day aren't a big deal at all, but in the moment they can trigger you into a murderous rage. You still love them, but you also want to kill them.
The post wants to kill David Rittich here. The hope is that you never act out upon those emotions, but it seems like the emotions got the best of the post here. This was basically the post's way of telling David Rittich that she's going to go spend some time at her sister's house for a while and maybe it would be best if he just didn't call.
Still got the win, though.