This Dude Is The Most Selfish And Worst Teammate In All Of Sports

You might be wondering why I'm saying this. Why do I care about some game between clubs in Bolivia and Venezuela? Well, it's simple. We were robbed of a goalie scoring by his asshole teammate:

[Source] - Christopher Varela was about to celebrate his historic achievement after kicking the ball from his own area towards the opposing goal. But his own side’s centre-forward Anthony Uribe stepped in to ruin the party with a simple and unnecessary tap-in.

The surreal scene unfolded during a Copa Libertadores match between Bolivian side Independiente Petrolero and Venezuela’s most popular club Deportivo Tachira who Varela and Uribe play for.

His confirmation Varela’s long kick had not crossed the goal-line means Uruguayan Daniel Francovig remains the only Deportivo Tachiro goalkeeper ever to score for the Caracas-based club.

I don't want to hear that he was making sure the ball went to the net. Box out. It's clear no one else from the opposing team is around. Their goalie whiffed on the ball. Just let your goalie make some history. Goalies scoring is awesome. Tap in goals like this are reserved for Ronaldo. 

I don't know what rules are for Venezuela soccer teams, but I assume fighting in the locker room would be acceptable here. You take away my chance to score and there's going to be hell to pay. Goalies get like one chance a career for a goal and it's typically pressing late in a match where they have to go up for a corner kick or something. 

You know who wouldn't do this? Christian Pulisic. I can't wait for him to score against England to drive them wild: