The Pardon My Take Womping Celtics-Nets Playoff Bet

Pretty self-explanatory. If the Celtics win in 5 or less (a Womp) then PFT and Jake have to pack a 4-finger tobacco dip called a Wampus cat, if the Nets win in 5 or less then Hank and Big Cat have to pack a Wampus cat. I will probably have to pack a Wampus cat if it goes to game 6 or 7. So guaranteed Wampus cat. 

BTW a wampus cat is a cryptid from American mythology

from wikipedia

Early references, by the American Dialect Society, noted the wampus cat as: "A creature heard whining about camps at night," "A mythical green-eyed cat, having occult powers," or "an undefined imaginary animal."[1] Folklorist Vance Randolph described the wampus cat as, "a kind of amphibious panther which leaps into the water and swims like a colossal mink."[2] Other commentators liken the wampus cat to a creature of Cherokee mythology.

In Cherokee mythology, the monster is the cat-like embodiment of a female onlooker cursed by tribal elders, as punishment for hiding beneath the pelt of a wild cat to witness a sacred ceremony. The wampus cat is used as a mascot for several educational institutions. During the 1920–30s, newspapers reported of a "Wampus" cat killing livestock in North Carolina to Georgia. Though possibly due to early intrusions of coyotes or jaguarundi, the livestock deaths were attributed to the Wampus cat.[3][4]