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Jussie Smollett Released A New Song Proclaiming His Innocence And It Is Every Bit As Batshit Crazy As It Sounds

Good lord, Jussie. What don't you understand? YOU ARE GUILTY. NO ONE IN THE WORLD BELIEVES YOU. Give a rest, sister. You're never going to get your career back. It's over. Just shut your fucking mouth and go away. The great Chis Distefano said it best, "I pray to be this insane one day" and it's true. I would love nothing more than to be crazy as Jussie Smollett. Think about how great that would be? You simply create your own reality and live in it. War in Ukraine? Doesn't exist! Five dollar/gallon gasoline? Nope. Guilty verdict in faking my own hate crime? Wrong again! You almost have to respect it. This is a man who is so delusional that he literally thinks he can turn it all around. 

This is what he had to say to the judge after she sentenced him to 30 days in jail...

What a legend. He's so deep in his own lie that he actually believes it. It's almost like someone just needs to slap him to get him to snap out of it. My favorite part of the whole thing is the fact that he tagged The Innocence Project in his caption. A non-profit that works to free wrongfully convicted and incarcerated persons. People who have legitimately been fucked by the system - not those who tried to use it for clout. Oh well. That's really all I have to say on this one so I'll end the blog here. I just really, really hope this is the last time we hear about Jussie Smollett. I think I speak for the entire world when I say we're over it.