More Damning Evidence Has Emerged Proving Dave Roberts Is A Big Stupid Jerk

Hey Dave. Riddle me this. Why do you hate your own players so much? What’s the big deal with letting your own guys chase glory vs. putting yourself in the history books? Because to me this is just a selfish ego move if I’ve ever seen one. Dave Roberts wants you to know he doesn’t care if you have a perfect game in the last year of your career. He doesn’t care if it’s your birthday and you wanted a pony. He’ll take that pony out back behind the garage and blow its fucking brains all over the garbage cans and he’ll do it for pleasure. We’re talking about a guy who enjoys a good funeral. A man and manager with absolutely no remorse for his self sabotage. It’s honestly so brazen that I’m tempted to respect Dave Roberts commitment to anarchy.

But I can’t. I won’t do it. Dave Roberts does not get my respect for being the only manager in MLB history to break up two perfect games. Rich Hill’s elbow be damned, it’s obvious Dave isn’t calling the shots. No self respecting baseball guy would put his stink on this once much less twice. Based on that and that alone, I have conclusively determined that Dave Roberts is merely a frontman to the Dodgers decision making. Like how the mafia uses fake bosses to keep the real heavy hitters hidden. That’s where Dave Roberts fits into the club’s org chart and it’s actually kinda sad to think. People love and respect this guy. Must take a lot of courage to get tossed around by the nerds and super computers. For that maybe I do respect Dave Roberts.

For real though this is going to bother me for longer than you would believe and I would care to admit. First Rich and now Clayton. Who will be the next victim?

PS - Rich is a very underrated first name. I trust a Rich.