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Congrats To These Guys On Making 14 Whole Eye Contacts With Girls On Their Vacation

Hell yeah, brothers! There is no greater pastime in this beautiful country of ours then planning a boys trip with the fellas months in advance, hyping up how much you're gonna drink and how many girls you're gonna talk to in your group chat leading up to it, then getting to your destination and beyond living up to the drinking part while speaking to literally 0 women. It is the BEST and something I'm proud to say I've done many times. 

So you really do have to give these guys credit on the 14 eye contacts! 14 eye contacts is a LOT better than the most of us could handle on our trips. Although only 22 "Damn she's bad" or "Wow she's hot"'s could easily have been increased to nearly 50. I mean 22 compliments followed by 14 eye contacts is a pretty good conversion rate for them if we're sitting here and being honest about this whole situation. 

Obviously it would've been cool to talk to at least ONE girl, but that will be the goal for Boys Trip 2023 now. Luckily there's always time to improve for the fellas.