Lighten the Fuck Up! He Hurried Home To Prove His Newfound Staying Power...

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A middle-aged man suffering with premature ejaculation went to see his doctor hoping to find a cure. The doctor instructed him, "As soon as you feel like you're getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself…" 

He left the doctor's office and immediately went to a sporting goods store where he bought himself a starter pistol. Then he hurried home to be with his sexy wife, hoping to prove his newfound staying power… 

That night, he and his wife were having incredible sex and found themselves in the 69 position. Just a few minutes in he felt the urge to ejaculate so he immediately reached for the starter pistol and fired it…

The following day he received a call from the doctor asking how everything went…

The man replied, "Not well, Doc. As soon as I fired the starter pistol my wife shit on my face, bit three inches off my dick, and my next-door neighbor jumped out of the closet with his hands in the air…"                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       

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