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Some Bloke At A UK Taco Bell Charged At An Employee Because He Wanted His Food, Instead Got Body Slammed Straight Into The Afterlife

That my friends is why you do NOT fuck with someone that works at a fast food joint notorious for being open late when shit gets weird. The things that Taco Bell employee has seen while on the clock has probably hardened his nerves like a freshly fried Chalupa shell. Which is why he was able to dispatch of this bloody stooge without even batting an eyelash, despite CLEARLY not knowing his own strength as he slammed a man's soul through the Earth's crust based on his reaction.

That guy's friend/brother/maybe tag team partner considering they were wearing the same color clothes obviously knew though based on his fighting style of trying to break up a fight where one of the fighters was in another dimension.

Not that everything in this video was perfect. Far from it. The form of that Baja Blast was a C- at best, with an uneven pickup and drop that makes me puke as a Hulkamaniac that grew up watching the bodyslam executed flawlessly pretty much every single time. However, you can't argue with the results of said slam. Asking for your food at a restaurant is about as fair a request as you can make. But once you start tossing random bags and turn that English accent from delightful to angry, your next stop may just be on the impeccably clean floor of a Taco Bell cantina.

I could talk for another 38 paragraphs about those 38 seconds of carnal domination, but I realize we live in a Tik Tok world where people prefer to get their dopamine fix via quick hitter videos. So here were the best remixes I found of that sorry son of a bitch getting his bell rung.

I'm not sure if that Taco Bell employee is looking for some extra income on the side, but I think I'd like to recruit him as the next MMA fighter on the Barstool roster since my guy Robbie seems to have become Paddy The Baddy's right hand man.

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There goes Clem, thinking outside the bun box to promote company initiatives while also logging a shit ton of pageviews because people love watching fight videos thanks to mankind's unquenchable bloodthirst.