The Bills Decided To Upgrade Their Defense/Swagger And Signed Von Miller To A 6 Year, $120 MILLION Deal

LETS GO BUFFALO!!! I'll admit that I did not enjoy the last day or so of rumors that had the Cowboys going after Von Miller once Randy Gregory landed with the Broncos, which would've been a peak Jerry Jones move that DeMarcus Ware tried to speak into existence.

However Von pretty much chose the polar opposite of teams in terms of likability and lands with the Bills instead to try to get Buffalo that Super Bowl as yet another star lands in the AFC this offseason. Love to see it, especially since something tells me this guy is gonna is gonna fit in famously with the collection of beautiful savages known as #BillsMafia.

Von was a beast in the playoffs, even though having Aaron Donald and Leonard Floyd running crazy certainly didn't hurt his case.  But it's not like the Bills defense is trash either other than the 2 minutes + overtime we do not speak of.

Don't worry about the contract either Bills fans because more than half of the reported deal is that funny money that agents tell the insiders to tweet out so we all lose our minds in the quote retweets and so click burglars like myself could write $120 MILLION in the headline knowing damn well it was nowhere near that much, even though it's more money than my common man's brain can comprehend.

All in all this feels like a big ol' W for the wildlings of Western New York. Now hit their motherfucking music!