Michigan Out-Sucked Indiana For A Historically Devastating Big 10 Tourney Loss

Indiana looked like absolute DOG SHIT in the first half, down SEVENTEEN POINTS at one point. That is until a tweet that will now forever live in infamy was sent out to the masses … 

The amount of BAD VIBES in the air from this tweet caused IU to go on a 28-4 run and EASILY cover the +3.5 spread while bursting Michigan's bubble. Even as an IU fan I was on Michigan's dick because I've unfortunately had my heart ripped out too many times when the Hoosiers need to pull out a win with their back against the wall.  So I did what any genius would do to prevent heartbreak and I hedged my bet. 

In my last blog I said this would be the ideal endgame scenario for my strategy …. 

1. Indiana wins. 

2. I lose my bet. 

3. Juwan commits felony assault. 

2/3 ain't bad and now Indiana is playing Illinois tomorrow with house money and a little bit of that March momentum.  

P.S. I feel bad for Dave. His team blows a massive lead AND he can't watch the games because a storm knocked out his power!? Some guys don't have any luck.