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🚨WE HAVE A LIVE COW CHASE 🚨

I know I usually put up live chases for weird vehicles. But anytime they gas up that bird and put it in the sky for an animal chase, I am pretty much forced to put it on the blog. Besides, animals were technically the original vehicle before Henry Ford got his ass off his shoulders, created the assembly line, and invented the automobile. He also invented the five day work week and his family has ruined the lives of Lions fans for years, so fuck Henry Ford  All my homies hate Henry Ford.

What was I talking about again? Oh yeah, cow chase. Check it out above!

UPDATE: Motherfucker, it ended just as I hit Publish. But that's the risk of the chase blogging game. You may be blogging a marathon that could go on for hours or you may be blogging a sprint that is over by the time you pump out your D+ jokes and potentially a few incorrect fun facts about Henry Ford. Hopefully this poor bastard doesn't become someones hamburgers by the end of the night.

Anyway, you can rewind that video above and make believer you are watching a live stream of our bovine friend enjoying his last moments of freedom along with the thrill of a high steaks chase (Nice pun, Clem) before paying homage to the greatest animal chase in human history.