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People Our Age Have It Way Worse Than This 90 Year-old Bears Fan Going Viral On TikTok

This guy has been going viral. A very relatable "shit" to the news that Aaron Rodgers has signed another 4 year deal to stay with the Packers. Everyone is out there crying for this guy. Well...fuck that. He has had it SO much better than us. He's 90 which means he's been a Bears fan for at least 75-80 years. He's seen multiple championships. He had good years with the Halas family. He saw the greatest defense of all time. He saw the greatest running back of all time. He witnessed Gale Sayers and Dick Butkus. Our generation has Urlacher, a kick returner, and nothing but pain and misery. You could say that this old guy is running out of time and that sucks, but we have to watch this franchise for another 60 years and that also sucks. 

Not us though. Me personally...I was born a few months after that only Bears Super Bowl and Brett Favre entered the league when I was young enough to still have the occasional accident in my pants. If Rodgers plays through this contract I will be fucking 40 YEARS OLD. 4-0. Forty. When Rodgers does leave and maybe the Bears are good I bet my sundays are dominated by fucking little kickers bullshit soccer that I have to pay for because I got a girl pregnant. You can't even really enjoy it that much at that point. It's like that Friday Night Lights quote...babies and memories, but none of our memories are good. Literally all of my Bears memories are just getting smoked by a Packers QB who was arguably the best in the league. That's been our reality since we can remember. The old guy going viral, shit man, at least you have Sid fucking Luckman stored somewhere in your memory bank.