Ben Simmons Is Not Playing But Reportedly Will Be On The Bench In Philly This Thursday - HA! SURE!

Yeah...not happening. Sorry, Shams. There's a snowball's chance at Santa Clause in hell greater than Ben Simmons stepping foot in Philadelphia ever again - ESPECIALLY this Thursday night. Zero shot. None. Zilch. 

Source: Reality.

Rationally thinking...why? What would be the point of experiencing the absolute biblical WRATH of the scorn Philly faithful while just sitting on the bench? It makes zero sense for someone who reportedly experiences mental issues to put themselves in that situation. At least now while he's not playing. Mayyybbbeee if the Sixers and Nets are in a playoff series then Ben Simmons will show his face in South Philly. But even then there could be a flu bug, random back issue, or pesky "Mind Goblins" floating around.

But I guess we shall see! JD Drew. Terrell Owens. Frank Gore. Ben Simmons on the bench. A return to South Philly for the ages. Getcha Mister Softee shirts ready. If the Sixers had any spitefull balls, which they might, they'll play this video as a "Welcome Back Ben Simmons": 

And do me a favor and CUE IT! 

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