IUPUI, A Real Division I School, Will Apparently Play A Conference Tournament Game Today With Only 5 Total Players On The Roster

You may remember IUPUI as the school that George Hill went to or the funny sounding name. Shit, you may remember this blog I had on them earlier this year: 

Well we're going one more step now. They are playing in the Horizon Tournament today with just 5 players. Not even all scholarship players. Not even apparently all healthy. Just 5 players. There's only one thing to hope for now. It's simple, we're cheering for this: 

You're telling me they couldn't find a couple of bodies from the student gym? Shit just get literally anyone who can dribble and played some high school ball. You just need some bodies out there. You don't have a manager that can launch a couple of threes the moment he touches the ball? At least go down swinging. 

All I know is I've never been more intrigued to watch literally the worst team in the country. Gotta see what the hell happens here.