Jake Gyllenhaal Finally Breaks His Silence On The Taylor Swift "All Too Well" And It Is An All-Time Spin Zone

"It has nothing to do with me," he says. "It's about her relationship with her fans. It is her expression. Artists tap into personal experiences for inspiration, and I don't begrudge anyone that."--Jake Gyllenhaal

"My life is wonderful," he says. "I have a relationship that is truly wonderful, and I have a family I love so much. And this whole period of time has made me realize that."--Jake Gyllenhaal

Me? My life is great. All my lovers have stayed the same age. No complaints. Jake Gyllenhaal just about to set fire to his mentions and the internet by poking the bear. Oh that 14 minute short film about a two month relationship over a decade ago? Yeah that was really about a crazy girl I used to know and her relationship with her even crazier fans. That is basically what he is saying here. Just an absolute troll move and I love it. The best way to win a break up is to simply not care and go on living a good life. Gyllenhaal just checkmated ALL of the Swifties who am I sure will have a totally rational response to this quote. This reminds me of that Don Draper moment

While the entire internet roasted this guy like he had spread misinformation for a month, he just sat back laughing and smiling and barely even acknowledging that this girl is still obsessed with him. That scarf? I think the maid took it and gave it to her dog. Just casually cruel in the name of being honest. Jake knows how to get under people's skill all too well. Bravo.