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Nic Deslauriers And Jamie Oleksiak Were Chucking An Unlimited Artillery Of Bombs Last Night

WHAT. A. TILT.

That's rock 'em, sock 'em hockey right there. Just two big boys unloading bombs on each other's skulls. Not a care in the world, just vibin'. 

And I sure hope that rat bastard Gary Bettman was watching this one, because it's time to stop forcing these guys to wear shields. You want to talk about player safety, I don't see how safe it is for these guys to tee off on each other while shattering their hands against rock hard plastic. There were at least 7 or 8 punches there that should have resulted in a broken hand, but Uncle Gary couldn't care less because he's too focused on coddling the Coyotes and putting an NHL team in a college barn. 

Either way, that was an unbelievable fight. I think I'd give Deslauriers the slight edge here since he landed more rights than lefts. But credit to Oleksiak for hanging in there having to go southpaw for so long. But yeah, Deslauriers has quickly been making a case for himself as the toughest son of a bitch in the league. Junkyard dog.