A Mayor In Ohio Went On A Rant Against Ice Fishing Because It Would, Of Course, Lead To .... Ice Shanties And Prostitution

I want to stress this isn't a political blog. I have no idea what party the mayor of Hudson Ohio is nor will I look it up. This is strictly about ice fishing and prostitution. I legit had to make sure this was 1) a real video and 2) not from Parks and Rec. It sounds like an episode of Parks and Rec. I'm pretty sure Jeremy Jamm would be all about ice fishing prostitutes and shanties though. 

Here's my biggest thing. Does this guy know how umm sex works? No one wants to have sex in ice shanties. It's cold. I'm pretty sure an important body part (dick) won't work. No one wants to go to an ice shanty. Mind you the entire debate was about ice fishing safety. The man just took it to the prostitution level like when I try to mix in some smut in an Olympics blog. Does it make sense? No. Does it do well from a numbers standpoint? Sure. Maybe this guy just wants to be in content, whomst to tell. 

I'll tell you the real star of the video though isn't this guy. It's whoever chimes in at the very end with 'that's why I'm not in favor of shanties.' Unbelievable delivery. Waited for the pause, no one knew how to react. That man thought quick on his feet. It wasn't an ice shanty discussion, pal. It's an ice fishing discussion. Oh and obligatory video with the prostitution talk: 

Basically the same reaction.