Watching Porn On An Airplane Next To Your Sleeping Girlfriend Is One Hell Of A Move

What a MOVE by this guy! I mean I can't sit here and act like I'm furious at this guy for some watching some good old fashioned pornography while his girlfriend is asleep next to him. It's simply a fact that most dudes out there enjoy porn every now and then. So I'd imagine when you're in a relationship (I wouldn't know since I could only WONDER just how I've managed to stay single all this time) you need to get your porn reps in whenever you can while probably missing it as well. If the wife's asleep in bed I'd imagine you gotta take that opportunity to throw the volume on your phone to 0 and tune into some more risque TikTok's or Instagram accounts than usual. I'm also woke on the extent of the porn going on here. The poster of this video said it got a lot worse but...

This man is on AIRPLANE! I'd like to think he has some sort of decency! You can't sit there with a straight face while going into legit hardcore porn! If you wanna scroll through some instagram models pages (guilty as charged) or horny TikTok I guess that's manageable but you can't crossover that line into real porn while in the air with others around you. That should simply be illegal ALTHOUGH lowkey I noticed a few flights ago that Delta has the nudity scenes of Wedding Crashers STILL IN the movie. I was purely shocked at the end of the Shout scene and not to mention embarrassed to the kind folks around me. 

Moral of the story: Get your (moderately) good videos in while your lady friend is asleep. Don't go over the line. And MOST importantly do not go over the line in an airplane. All can be true.