Tom Brady's Agent, Dad, And The Bucs GM All Say Brady Hasn't Made A Decision About Retirement Yet

Let's go live to Bristol to see how Schefty is doing…

Looks like a catch. Maybe a concussion too. Not sure. But we got a full court press of denials from Tom Brady's agent to Tom Brady Sr. (It's underrated that Tom Brady is a Jr.)

"Online publication". LOL. #ESPNLies

To the Bucs GM:

To the TB 12 Method its motherfuckingself walking back the reports.

Is this all just some damage control by Brady's closest confidants because Tom's retirement announcement video was encoding and supposed to go live on Monday with the final episode of Man In The Arena to ensure two full weeks of the media sucking his proverbial (and maybe literal) dick before Schefty scooped them after being sick of tweeting about Jimmy G's Niners run for Don Yee? Did Tom get cold feet once the report was out there? Was he trying to kill Steven Cheah? Or was someone everyone calls the GOAT looking for extra motivation to help him overcome the obstacle of age so he can win one more title?

Spite Tom Brady going for the NFL's neck at the age of 45 to avenge the media misreporting his retirement along with all the Twitter jokes people made right after he retired is a terrifying thought. But he's definitely retired, right? Because once Jerry published his playing obituary and Portnoy recorded the Emergency Press Conference, I buried Tom Brady's career and I think every other rational person did the same. 

However this would be the funniest scenario to play out, especially with Schefty about to become an insider free agent soon.