I Don't Know Which Ovi Number Is Crazier, His Insane Number Of Goals Or His Insane Number Of Hits

That has got to be one of the most ridiculous, if not THE most ridiculous, Ovi graphics I've ever seen. Everyone knows Ovi is a goal scoring machine, so it's no surprise he has 300 more goals than the next guy on the list. Ho hum, casual as a pleasant spring day stroll in the park. But then you move to the next number. TRIPLE the number of hits as the next guy on the list. TRIPLE! And if you do a little more digging, you will see that since joining the league, Ovi is 4th in total hits out of everyone.

I honestly do not know which number is more impressive, the 757 goals or the 3,186 hits. I was texting about it last night trying to compare it to another sport, and the best I can think of is if a football player led the league in rushing touchdowns and sacks? Something like that? I have no idea. Ovi is such a 1 in a billion guy, both on and off the ice. Thankfully he will never leave us and will never retire. He's gonna end his career with 1,000 goals and 5,000 hits. The greatest to ever do it, man.

And one more thing about that graphic- it really, really shows how big of a pussy Malkin is. Absolutely hilarious when it's spelled out plainly like that. That should be Malkin's legacy. Remember when he through a hissy fit because Kuzy talked to him in Russian? Softest to ever do it.