Sadly, Rumors Circulating Of Leonardo DiCaprio Making HIs Dime Piece Girlfriend Watch Him Wield Lightsabers While A Star Wars Marathon Ran In A Private Theatre He Rented, Are Untrue

The above tweet is burning up the internets like a runaway train captained by Soul Asylum.

Does this sound like the best date of all time? 

Absolutely.

The kind of romancing any normal man or female would surely appreciate. Only a flawless, 24 year old supermodel creation with perfect proportions, high cheekbones, a million-dollar ass wouldn't enjoy.

But I am here to report, against my best wishes, that sadly, it's untrue.

First off, these two aren't broken up.

Quite the contrary. They were just filmed doing rich people sexy time in the ocean in St. Bart's last week.

The inspiration for this joke/rumor actually comes from an interview Jonah Hill recently did with W Magazine where he talked about his and Leo's time living together in Boston while filming Don't Look Up.

Leo forced him to watch The Mandalorian (fucking incredible show) because Hill is one of those anti-Star Wars freaks who has never seen any of them.

Have you ever lied about seeing a famous film or TV show?

I've done that when I was a kid. It's embarrassing. Can I go off on a tangent for a second? I don’t watch sci-fi and stuff like that, so I had never seen Game of Thrones. Never seen an episode. I started in the past couple of months. I’m on season 4.

I used to have a rule: If it didn't happen or it couldn't happen, then I just wasn't interested, because I would lose focus. Leo made me watch The Mandalorian when we were making Don't Look Up, and it was like, Baby Yoda was so cute, but I just didn't give a fuck because I didn't know anything that it was about. Game of Thrones is so sick. I know this is hilarious, because I'm in 2012. I'm just watching three episodes at a time, like you would binge any show. But I forget this happened in real time and was like a cultural event. So I watched the Red Wedding, as one of three episodes I watched that night. I'm calling friends, like, “Oh my god, Robb Stark got killed, blah, blah, blah.” And they're like, “Yeah, dude. It was like the end-of-Sopranos-level cultural event.”

Leo is a well-known Stars Wars megafan. Despite oddly turning down the role of Anakin Skywalker in the prequel series. 

Were you in talks to play Anakin Skywalker in the Star Wars prequels?

I did have a meeting with George Lucas about that as well, yes.

What happened?

Same scenario (laughs).

He wanted you, but you didn’t fancy it?

Um, right. Exactly.

Why?

Again, just didn’t feel ready to take that dive. At that point.

Man, what could have been.

Even though the account behind the tweet has admitted it was fake, I choose to believe it's true. 

Talk about dream weekend. Renting out one of those Dolby Atmos theatres (Sidebar - if you haven't seen a movie in a Dolby Atmos theatre, pick an action movie and go asap. You will be blown the fuck away. Literally.  They have five in-screen speakers, 48 surround sound speakers and four ceiling-mounted subwoofers. There are also subs underneath the seating area so your seat legit rumbles when there are explosions going off, or tanks rolling in, etc. Dolby Atmos fucks hard) stockpiling snacks and edibles, asking staff to bring in giant tubs of fresh popcorn every half hour, and running a marathon of your favorite movie series or tv series for hours and hours and hours. You could even bring props to keep yourself entertained.

In Leo's fictional story here, (and Robbie Fox's real-life wet dream) he chose Star Wars and lightsabers.

In mine, I'm going Yellowstone and lassoes and revolvers. 

Kickoff in two hours. Go Pats.

p.s. - here's the time Rone met up with Light Saber Kid

p.p.s. - Here's more Camila.