"That's A Goal That Kodak Black Would Pay Attention To" Takes Over The Top Spot In The Sportscasting Power Rankings
Kodak Black is just like any other red blooded American. Buddy just got a little bored at the Panthers game the other night. Hard to blame him since the Panthers are a wagon and kick the shit out of everybody they play against. Hard to stay invested in a game that is already out of reach before the opening puck drop. And what happens when people get a little bored? Well they get horny. A lot of horny.
You want Kodak Black to show up to one of your games and not get his dick twerked off of his hips? Just keep the man entertained. And the easiest way to do that is with the fastest game on two feet. The sport of the future. Where there is non-stop action and goals like this scored are scored every night.
Tic-tac-toe. Takes flight and tucks it right over the shoulder and in the corner. Magnificent. A thing of beauty. There's not a rear end in the northern hemisphere that Kodak would rather be grinding up against than watching that goal right there. Great goal, better call.