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Bart Scott Says Josh Allen Should Take Viagra To Keep His Blood Pumping This Weekend And I Could Not Agree More

People think viagra just makes your dick hard and I'm here to set the record straight. Truth be told that little blue pill will make you hard as a rock and there's really no denying it. The drug works as advertised meaning you will be laying pipe deep into the morning hours with a frequent lunchtime carryover. You'll be walking around with a nice hang in your pants and the instant ability to spring a stiff one. Nobody anywhere will say otherwise. 

But what people don't tell you about Viagra is that it elevates your carnal instincts. Your body temperature rises as the testosterone floods your system. You instantly feel stronger and more in control as your alpha instincts take over. You don't want to fuck, you need to fuck. That's a bonafide fact. You become overwhelmed with these deeply embedded evolutionary and survival based emotions. It's way more than a hard dick. You are basically fucking to save the species. That's a good dosage of Viagra to me. 

When you think about it like that, I'm actually shocked more quarterbacks don't take Viagra. Not just for cold weather playoff games but I'm talking basic OTA's. Watching film. Getting treatment on your shoulder. There's literally no time you would be worse off as an NFL quarterback after taking viagra. Maybe at the bottom of a pile or sliding for a first down with your dong tucked in the waistband. But from a leadership standpoint? I want my signal caller staring down his pre-snap reads like he's about to slap some butt cheeks. Give me the guy dialed into the holes of the defense. That's the kinda spirit that wins you big playoff games and I see no reason this backfires. 

As an aside, I see Bart Scott as having a huge dick. I can't imagine the sex that guy has. Good for him. 

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