Jim Jones Casually Revealed That His Mother Taught Him How To Tongue Kiss As A Child By Demonstrating It On Him

What. The. Fuck. I’ll always fuck with Jim Jones for being the man that brought the song Ballin’ (We Fly High) to the world and it then becoming the theme of the Giants super bowl run in 2007-2008 but this is some of the weirdest shit I’ve ever heard in my life. I almost have to give him credit for how confidently he said it. He admitted that he’s full blown made out with his mother with absolutely zero shame. As if it’s a pastime in America for your mother to teach you how to tongue kiss like she‘s teaching you how to tie your shoes. “Loop, swoop and pull. Great job son! Now I gotta teach you how to tongue kiss, come over and stick your tongue in mommy’s mouth!” 

I get that she was young and I can’t even begin to comprehend how difficult it is to be a young mother but I think I say with decent confidence that I wouldn’t make out with my son and/or daughter. I’m not a parent so I don‘t wanna pass judgment but that’s just how I feel. I honestly don’t think everyone else on the podcast reacted with enough blowback. Angela Yee at least did a little making him clarify exactly what he meant and then saying how her parents would barely kiss her on the cheek but your mom saying she stuck her tongue down your throat as a child so you wouldn’t be a bad kisser potentalli could have caused a little bit more of a stir in the podcast. Just my thoughts.