David Ortiz Does NOT Have Enough Time On His Hands To Be Horny

WHAT a Sundae Conversation that was! I've noticed doing these that the folks that come in completely blind make for the best interviews because they have absolutely NO idea what they're in for & this was very much the case here with our new pal David Ortiz. Whether it was discussing possible business ventures to open in the Dominican Republic, an utterly preposterous story about the legend that is Pedro Martinez, or Papi's problem with remembering names it made for quite the Sundae Conversation to fly off the rails.

And my personal favorite part just may have been basically getting bonk'd by the man himself. 

Who knew you can't be too busy of a person and be horny at the same time? Whatever. I'll take it...I do have a lot of time on my hands!