Miley Cyrus Kicked Off 2022 With A Wardrobe Malfunction On Her New Year's Eve Show

Are we still saying wardrobe malfunction in the year of our Lord 2022? Ahhhh who cares. I just had to log on to applaud Miley for as graceful a performance as possible when an article of clothing doesn't do its one job, which is to cover up a certain area of skin.

I didn't watch a second of any of the New Year's shows because they are usually filled with celebrities and musical acts that are either too washed for me to bear watching or too young for me to know who they are. But Miley and whoever was manning control truck being able to keep a cool head under pressure with a moment that will surely go viral is exactly how her New Years Eve show can take down Dick Clark's show once and for all, even with that bulletproof motherfucker Seacrest hosting now. This guy knows what I mean

Stay hot, Mr. Ice.

Obligatory hat tip to the wardrobe malfunction that gave us the term, countless heart attacks in flyover states, and a 5 second delay from the FCC.