Khloe Kardashian Has Once Again Transformed Herself Into A Completely Different Person

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Ah yes, the bi-annual Khloe Kardashian transformation. It seems like just yesterday we were writing about her latest look/face and here we are again. To be honest, I'm not surprised. When your livelihood depends on how you look, you have to switch things up. Keep the people guessing. Reinvent, if you will. That said, her reinventions have been drastic....

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Again, not judging, just saying. Here she was in May of 2020...

And here she is six months later in October…

That's not the same person. I guess what it comes down to is money- and when you have enough of it you can become whoever or whatever you want at a much faster rate than everyone else. It's life's e-z pass. Fat? Forget working hard, just buy yourself some lipo. Skinny? Hire a trainer and chef. Feeling unaccomplished? Start a fake business to make it feel like you're doing something. I don't hate Khloe for her transformations, I envy her. She's using every possible resource she has to turn herself into exactly what she wants to be. Must be nice. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go pack my shank and head to the Planet Fitness on 28th street. Wish me luck.